Remember last time you ate here, how you had that really disappointing sushi roll and that really good one?
Which was which???
Those names look familiar but it’s hard to know which one tasted like sardines packed into week-old gym socks with burnt hair on top and which tasted like a savory pairing of all the things you like and a surprising new thing you like.
This time, leave a crumm for yourself and your followers to beware of the foot roll and to not leave this place without trying the unbelieva-roll.